why do the good die young
Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.
- north korean
- all indigenous people of all these countries
- and so many fucking more im just forgetting a lot because there is SO MUCH MORE
- asian people are not just attractive east asian people
- asian people are so much more than a couple of countries’ pop cultures
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
Always pair your Calcium with Vitamin D. Vitamin D is what makes your body absorb the calcium, otherwise it just sits there. Remember that all that floating calcium can thin your blood as well.
when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns
you’re gonna carry that pizza
*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.
when i go swimming and someone starts a splash battle with me
“Instead of being good at many things….
… it’s much better to do one thing really well”
Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters
"nah it works just don’t touch it"